This tailor deserves a Nobel prize… March 23, 2013March 23, 2013AL - The Male Star BlogBulge / Butts / Famous Men / Sportsmen2 Comments Seriously. These pants must have been sewn right on Beckham. If all men could openly admit that they were just slightly gay, this would stop wars. Someone needs to get me in touch with whoever made these, because my non-ass needs a serious lift. Share and/or Bookmark This! Check Out These Related Posts: World Cup Hotties: #4… you knew he’d be in the top 5… David Beckham David Beckham…. Again Olympic Speed Skater Ass!