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Shia’s Cock… For Real.

I completely forgot to post these. Ugh. I’m a failure! Anyway, these images come from the new Lars Von Trier film “Nymphomaniac” which features unsimulated sex scenes. Shia Lebeouf is in it… and… well… here ya go. You can see more of my posts on Shia here

CORRECTION: yeah, so I didn’t do enough of my homework. Not only did they use ‘doubles’ they also used fake vaginas and fake penises. So. But anyway, put that out of your head and just enjoy the pics.

Its funny, Europe is so much more relaxed than the US in regards to nudity and sex. Although, to be fair, this movie has gotten quite a bit of flack even in Europe. Sex shouldn’t be taboo.

Like the Euro boys?: Bel Ami will fill you up 😉

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7 thoughts on “Shia’s Cock… For Real.

  1. This isn’t shia. The film last minute decided that they would use cock doubles, etc. so sadly this isn’t his thing

  2. Correct – Unfortunately Not His!

    From Inquisitr Blog/Magazine:
    Apparently, Shia LaBeouf’s penis was one of the reasons the production of the movie was delayed to the point that it wasn’t shown at Cannes. The sex scenes are said to be quite graphic. But the ladies will not be treated to the sight of the man parts of Christian Slater and Shia LaBeouf. Instead, as one report puts it, the sex scenes will be handled by CGI porn centaurs:

    “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex, and in post we will digital-impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and the below the waist it will be the doubles.”

    So, yes, that means Shia LaBeouf’s penis is plagiarizing a porn star.

  3. Yes, it’s sad that it isn’t Shia’s cock, but it is understandable. Although I think he wouldn’t have minded to have real sex in front of the camera, unlike Charlotte Gainsbourg who said she would do anything but with some conditions about sex and nudity.
    An uncut version of the film of 5 hours will be showed in future festivals, but it will still be “fake” sex.

    And by the way, the sex wasn’t the reason Nymphomaniac wasn’t at Cannes. Lars Von Trier was banned for life from the festival and considered persona non grata because of a polemic nazi joke he did when premiering his last movie Melancholia.

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