This guy is out at my school, The University of Central Florida, every Monday, preaching about how everyone is going to hell. No one is excluded; or at least thats the gist I get as I breeze past him and turn up my music. Anyway, one of the people who stands around antagonizing him had a good strategy. Its floating around the web now, I expect it to be pretty big before too long. You can see it here- "This is why there are so many lesbians!"... I don't know about your college, but at my school, this sort of thing gets you laid.