Guess what today’s blog post is about? Yeah, it might gross some of you out, but I feel the need to post about it. Why? Take a guess.
I thought about it while watching porn the other day, this guy eating the other guy’s cum like it was a half price buffet in a town ravaged by plague. He seriously treated it like it was either his last meal, or his first meal in a year. In that very moment, I stopped thinking about the porn all together and thought, “Man, this guy really LOVES cum.” And that got me wondering- just how many people really enjoy it?
That’s what the internet is for, so I turned to google. “Spitting VS. Swallowing” and it brought up quite a few articles. It was easy to tell the ones that were written by girls and the ones written by dicks, er, straight men. The ones written by girls branded anyone who swallowed a slut, including one written by a girl who enjoyed swallowing. The ones written by guys were basically lists of why girls should swallow. In a top ten list “because it will make me love you” was a common theme. So I narrowed by field a bit by adding “gay” to the search term. This one brought up a bunch of forums and the one that caught my eye was titled “Spitters are Quitters”- hence the name of the post. The second post was the following:
“After reading forum topics about getting infected with HIV I cannot believe people are posting this topic, but I am no longer surprised by the ignorance of gay men when it comes to safer sex.”
The next twenty or so either agreed with that guy or stated something to the effect of “I’m a big boy, I know the risks involved” or my position on the topic: I’m in a committed monogamous relationship, so I can do it if I want. Now, I’m not going to go into the risks involved, because I’m sure everyone knows. Personally, I wouldn’t do it with a guy I wasn’t in a monogamous relationship with. Enough said on that matter. Ok, so back to the good stuff.
Naturally, because someone inevitably asked, the nutrition information for semen surfaced. My first reaction was- is this seriously what you are worried about when swallowing? If you think you are getting fat from swallowing cum, you might want to rethink how many dicks you are sucking…
Luckily for those who like to swallow, it only contains about 15 calories, but because male ejaculate only contains 1% sperm, the remaining 99% contains all sorts of stuff- including (in a healthy average male) roughly the same amount of Vitamin C as a fucking orange! That really surprised me.
I bet you’ll think of this next time you eat an orange.
I visited a few more forums and people seem to be pretty divided on the issue, although it looked to me like gay men, on average, were more for swallowing than straight women. Some just didn’t care, some really loved it, and some were so grossed out by it they won’t even touch it. And into that category falls my boyfriend. He doesn’t mind his own touching him, but if mine gets on him he freaks. One time always makes me laugh when I think of it. It was one of those times when we got home and both just couldn’t wait to rip our clothes off. We ended up just fucking right on the floor of our bedroom. One of my legs was up over his shoulders and when I came…. I really came! It ended up shooting out and hitting his arm. Mid orgasm, I look up at his face and there is this look that I can only describe as pure horror on his face. He is starring at his arm that is now covered with cum, looking like it’s about to sprout fangs and bite him.
Its true… my cum contains werewolves.
I don’t quite have that aversion to cum like he does. Al gets really turned on by me swallowing, so I do. One of the biggest gripes I hear from guys is that it tastes bad. Luckily, I don’t have this problem. When he starts to cum, I just deep throat it and… problem solved. My apologies to those who have terrible gag reflexes or partners you can’t do this with. Why wouldn’t I? We’ve been together for 5 years, he fucking loves it, and I personally don’t mind it. It actually turns him on so much that sometimes right after he cums and wants me to keep going… and does it again. He’s a talented fellow. For that matter, I guess I can say I am as well 😉
One of the biggest points of discussion in the forums were guys who cum without warning. Yeah, I can see where that would be a problem for people who hate cum. Al is kind enough to tell me (which I actually love), but there have been times with no warning- and all of a sudden…. You know. Which I can imagine would really suck for guys who hate both spitting AND swallowing; guys who belong to the “cum is gross” category.
Now, there have been times with Al that I have spit, but honestly, holding it in my mouth while running to the bathroom, or finding something to spit it into, isn’t pleasant. And it majorly ruins the mood. Cum and run. Not hot. (On a side not, the UPS man just came to the door with a package, and I really wanted to ask him, but… that would just make it awkward… he comes to our apartment pretty frequently and I’d hate for him to request a change of route).
So- now is your turn to share. Do you spit? Swallow? Not allow it anywhere near your face? I’ve made a poll, just to see with my readers here, but also leave your comments. If you love it- why? Hate it? Let me know. Are you this guy? And was it as delicious as Crème Brule? Because that’s how you made it seem.
All you can eat?