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Bryan Gives Me the Chuckles… and a Boner!

A lot of people ask me relationship advice. I find it pretty flattering, and I basically tell everyone the same thing. But I’m changing my advice this morning after watching the video below. My new relationship advice is… find Bryan Hawn and marry him.
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Who the fuck is that you ask? I’ll answer you. Bryan is a fitness model, “recording artist”, zoologist, and Miley Cyrus paradyist (which is a word I just made up). He is most notable for being “the hyena guy from Animal Planet’s ‘Fatal Attractions'” (from Queerty). In this homoerotic version of Miley’s autobiographical song, Bryan stokes his sledgehammer in undies, and does all sorts of gym moves with and without undies, all while on a pilates ball or whatever.

So, gentlemen, if you can find Bryan… that would just be best. But the second best relationship advice I can offer is to find a guy like him, who can both make you laugh and turn you on immensely… at the same time. I mean, seriously… check out that ass!

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And here are my favorite parts of the video, which you can find below these:

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And here is the entire video.

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3 thoughts on “Bryan Gives Me the Chuckles… and a Boner!

  1. well let me tell you that I can take you to the gay bar/club he dances at… lol I’ve seen him live many times and touched plenty parts of his body.

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